1 /5 The VibeSculptor: HAIR CHOPPAGE, THREADING, WRONG COLOURS
If you’re happy with the same old blonde, copper or red highlights that half the neighbourhood walks around with, you’ll fit right in here. That seems to be the entire menu. Anything outside that tiny comfort zone? Forget it. I asked for something creative (blue accents, something modern), and the answer was basically, “It won’t last… try this boring thing instead.” Translation: zero skill outside the basics.
Colour is always mixed out of sight, so for all you know it’s a £3 box dye from the supermarket. If a salon is actually using professional products, they don’t hide them like state secrets.
The people who leave 5 stars all have the exact same cookie-cutter cuts and safe colours, so no surprise they’re “thrilled.” It’s hard to mess up a standard trim and beige highlights.
If you want anything stylish, current, or technically challenging, save your money and go elsewhere. Skills are limited, results are average at best, and creativity doesn’t seem to live here.